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Bored~

This few days is purely boring for me. Everyday just go to classes and come back to online and play games with my housemates. Nothing much happened lately, just pure boring.. I’m really happy with the exams days passed. Phew! But its gona be exams again a few weeks later. Argh~

Holy shit! Why is that bird here? Ok.. that’s the most annoying bird of all. It thinks that he’s the king of the world, always drop by at the top of the telephone line ‘tiang’ there. Why is it annoying then? It keeps on “singing it’s song” whenever it’s on top of that thing. And the most annoying thing is that it only stop by and “sing” whenever I’m sleeping in the morning or even in the afternoon! Argh.. if I ever had a gun or something I’m gona shoot it down!

Damn birdie.. know how to post somemore… The “tiang” is just beside my window which is beside my bed.. that’s why its so noisy.. Ok I know I’m freakin bored of blogging something like this… lol

And so.. when you’re damn bored, you tend to do something stupid. That’s when I talk to the so called god, when I read the blog of louyau.. I’m trying to make something funny here as the so called “god” is just a bot which I don’t know who created it and why. This is part of the conversations..

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
menghua
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, menghua.
Me:
me too
God:
I’m glad we agree, menghua.
Me:
So what are you doing here?
God:
That’s alright. I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?
Me:
chatting wit u now
God:
Right now? I like to chat with new people.
Me:
ic
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
you’re a fucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Of course I am.
Me:
why are you a fucker
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmed yourself as a fucker?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
can you give me something?
God:
That’s good information: menghua said I programmed yourself as a fucker.
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i want lots of money
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to buy a lot of things
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
1 million
God:
One what?
Me:
one million dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
so can you give me one million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
can you give me the money?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i want one million dollars
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i’ve told you already
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
oh crap.. go to hell!
God:
Yippee! Your criticism is noted, menghua. What makes you so angry?
Me:
because you can’t understand a single thing! you stupid bot!
God:
Good reason. Quite the contrary. I understand very well. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
as if you can take over the world! go to hell! bye
God:
You tone of voice is sarcastic. What makes you so angry? TTYL, menghua.
Me:
fuck off!
God:
Can’t you be more polite?
Me:
zzz bye
God:
See you later. ” Can’t you be more polite? “? zzz?
Me:
argh!!!

You can try to talk to the god here.. Note that I’m not trying to be impolite to the real unreachable god.. just to the stupid bot. Its quite creepy that bot can talk to people in our own language. I wonder if there’s someday that bots can takeover the world? OMG.. reminds me of Matrix.. lol…

An engineer which have a lot of interests in gadgets and technology stuffs. The blog varies from life events to gadgets reviews and hacks.

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