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Not Blogging Anymore?~


Just in case if you are wondering why the post updates in M3nghua.com are quite slow lately, this video should tell you why.  :lol:

P.S. Just a joke though~


The Amazing F Word~


Imagine this is how your Indian teacher teaching you the F word.. I’m gonna laugh all the way out!! :lol:

Hope this can cheer up your Monday blues~ Hehe..

Go Vista!~


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Funny as it seems, I still think that Vista is nothing but just a fancy OS, much prettier than XP. Maybe I will change that point of view when I got my hands on Vista. Who’s gonna sponsor me a new PC for that huh? :mrgreen:

Always Give 100% at Work~


A picture worth a thousand words..

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I guess this calendar should be mass produced for all the office workers~! ;)

Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional~


title.gifMicrosoft had launched the new MsFirefox 2007 Professional Edition. The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm – anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

- www.google.com
- www.gmail.com
- www.apple.com
- www.itunes.com
- www.yahoo.com
- Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks

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Disclaimer: This is a joke. Whoever did the website had a very creative mind, bringing out the new IE7 from Microsoft. Want to know more about this new product? Click on the logo to get to the site and have a good laugh!~ But still, remember to download the new product will ya?!

What Do Animals Eat?~


After my housemate fetch me from campus, we passed by the deer park in the University. It was raining and the deers have no place to shed. I was feeling pity of the deers as there were no more grass for them to feed on. The land in the park was almost pure soil. Then out of nowhere, we had an interesting conversation on them.

Me : Pity those deers.. no more grass to feed on. By the way, do deers eat grass?

H : Of course! What will they eat if not grass?

Me : Leaves maybe? bushes?

H : Even giraffe eat grass also what.. Deers eat grass as well..

Me : Giraffe eat grass? I thought they eat leaves on trees? What’s the use of their long neck if they are to eat grass? Are you serious??? Tell me, what elephants eat then?

H : Hmm.. Elephants.. They eat sugarcane..

Me : What the… ??!! How the hell can elephants find sugarcane in wild safari in places like Africa? SUGARCANE??? Elephants eat sugarcane??

H : They eat sugarcane… if not what they eat then?

Me : Hmm.. I don’t know what they eat also… leaves? Are you talking about bamboo? I’m 100% sure they don’t eat sugarcane… ok?

And so we argued about it the whole journey back home, and then another housemate came argue with us about what elephant eat. We are pretty sure that there’s no way elephants eat sugarcanes. Leaves maybe… but somehow we still can’t find the correct answer about it. LoL..

Sometimes when we get older, we tend to forget about such small things around us. Things even a 5 year old child will know the answer but we as adults tend to forget about it. We don’t even know what kind of food do the animals eat and we called ourselves as University undergraduates! Funny..

Be Careful When Buying Pendrive in China~


I received an email a few days ago regarding on some victims buying fake pendrives in China. How fake is it? Just look at this…
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That is the most innovative design I’ve ever seen! Human minds are really creative sometimes. So be extra careful when buying pendrives. You might end up getting something like this!

By the way, did DLINK produced pendrives? Strange…



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