Just in case if you are wondering why the post updates in M3nghua.com are quite slow lately, this video should tell you why. :lol:
P.S. Just a joke though~
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Imagine this is how your Indian teacher teaching you the F word.. I’m gonna laugh all the way out!! 
Hope this can cheer up your Monday blues~ Hehe..
Funny as it seems, I still think that Vista is nothing but just a fancy OS, much prettier than XP. Maybe I will change that point of view when I got my hands on Vista. Who’s gonna sponsor me a new PC for that huh? 
A picture worth a thousand words..
I guess this calendar should be mass produced for all the office workers~! 
Microsoft had launched the new MsFirefox 2007 Professional Edition. The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?
MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly
After my housemate fetch me from campus, we passed by the deer park in the University. It was raining and the deers have no place to shed. I was feeling pity of the deers as there were no more grass for them to feed on. The land in the park was almost pure soil. Then out of nowhere, we had an interesting conversation on them.
Me : Pity those deers.. no more grass to feed on. By the way, do deers eat grass?
H : Of course! What will they eat if not grass?
Me : Leaves maybe? bushes?
I received an email a few days ago regarding on some victims buying fake pendrives in China. How fake is it? Just look at this…
That is the most innovative design I’ve ever seen! Human minds are really creative sometimes. So be extra careful when buying pendrives. You might end up getting something like this!
By the way, did DLINK produced pendrives? Strange…
The lyrics to the song to be sung in the tune of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt. Almost the same situation I’m having at work now~ 
My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.
My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.
Got nothing to post here so I just post a joke i saw in forums. An old story
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went
down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?”
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “No.”
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