Just in case if you are wondering why the post updates in M3nghua.com are quite slow lately, this video should tell you why.  :lol:

P.S. Just a joke though~

Imagine this is how your Indian teacher teaching you the F word.. I’m gonna laugh all the way out!!

Hope this can cheer up your Monday blues~ Hehe..

Funny as it seems, I still think that Vista is nothing but just a fancy OS, much prettier than XP. Maybe I will change that point of view when I got my hands on Vista. Who’s gonna sponsor me a new PC for that huh?

A picture worth a thousand words..

I guess this calendar should be mass produced for all the office workers~!

Microsoft had launched the new MsFirefox 2007 Professional Edition. The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm – anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

- www.google.com
- www.gmail.com
- www.apple.com
- www.itunes.com
- www.yahoo.com
- Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks

Disclaimer: This is a joke. Whoever did the website had a very creative mind, bringing out the new IE7 from Microsoft. Want to know more about this new product? Click on the logo to get to the site and have a good laugh!~ But still, remember to download the new product will ya?!

After my housemate fetch me from campus, we passed by the deer park in the University. It was raining and the deers have no place to shed. I was feeling pity of the deers as there were no more grass for them to feed on. The land in the park was almost pure soil. Then out of nowhere, we had an interesting conversation on them.

Me : Pity those deers.. no more grass to feed on. By the way, do deers eat grass?

H : Of course! What will they eat if not grass?

Me : Leaves maybe? bushes?

H : Even giraffe eat grass also what.. Deers eat grass as well..

Me : Giraffe eat grass? I thought they eat leaves on trees? What’s the use of their long neck if they are to eat grass? Are you serious??? Tell me, what elephants eat then?

H : Hmm.. Elephants.. They eat sugarcane..

Me : What the… ??!! How the hell can elephants find sugarcane in wild safari in places like Africa? SUGARCANE??? Elephants eat sugarcane??

H : They eat sugarcane… if not what they eat then?

Me : Hmm.. I don’t know what they eat also… leaves? Are you talking about bamboo? I’m 100% sure they don’t eat sugarcane… ok?

And so we argued about it the whole journey back home, and then another housemate came argue with us about what elephant eat. We are pretty sure that there’s no way elephants eat sugarcanes. Leaves maybe… but somehow we still can’t find the correct answer about it. LoL..

Sometimes when we get older, we tend to forget about such small things around us. Things even a 5 year old child will know the answer but we as adults tend to forget about it. We don’t even know what kind of food do the animals eat and we called ourselves as University undergraduates! Funny..

I received an email a few days ago regarding on some victims buying fake pendrives in China. How fake is it? Just look at this…

That is the most innovative design I’ve ever seen! Human minds are really creative sometimes. So be extra careful when buying pendrives. You might end up getting something like this!

By the way, did DLINK produced pendrives? Strange…

The lyrics to the song to be sung in the tune of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt. Almost the same situation I’m having at work now~

My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.

Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.

My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.

When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.

And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.

Got nothing to post here so I just post a joke i saw in forums. An old story

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went
down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?”
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. “Is this your
axe?” the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. “Is this your axe?”
the Lord asked.

“Yes”, he replied. The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!” The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Angelina Jolie. “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, “Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Angelina Jolie, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said ‘no’ to her,
you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of
all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don’t want her to share me
with anyone, so THAT’S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie.”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it..

regards,
from all the married men